Anonymous said: What kind of waste-of-space has nothing better to do than make fun of dogs? Is it their fault they are fat?

What kind of waste-of-space (odd use of hyphens there) looks at something satirical and jumps to entirely the wrong conclusion? 

You.  You are that kind.  

(also, ‘nothing better to do’?  Seriously, you think this takes much time and effort?  By your reasoning, I guess you spent your entire day coming up with this ask all by yourself.  Yes, I’m pissy today.  Yes.  I am.  But seriously, for fucks sake, it’s clear who the satire is aimed at)

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viperonetwoactual said: At first, I was infuriated by a picture I had found from your blog. I came to investigate, just wanting to see if you were actually promoting this shit. But I get it, now. You're doing gods work, people are deleting your captions off of the pictures and it's getting passed around with "aw, it's so cute! xD!!!" and whatnot. That's probably why people are so up in arms.

That’s a really good point.  I did notice that.  One of my posts has like… idk, several tens of thousands of notes, and almost all of them have the text stripped, which, yes, does obfuscate the entire point of this blog. 

Thanks for the message.  I’m glad some people get it.  And I’ll probably pick this back up at some point and actually post some stuff. 

notadingus-deactivated20140428 said: also i wasnt the one who sent the 'you're a fucked up human being" shit 'cause that's a little harsh

I didn’t think you were for a moment. 

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notadingus-deactivated20140428 said: yo sorry but you're basically promoting obesity in animals and it may be cute but it's a real issue and it is life-threatening but yeah sorry I just had to say that

"Not a dingus", there, with a very dingus-like message illustrating that he/she missed the point so hard, he/she managed to end up somewhere in the Antarctic. 

My friend, spending a little of your precious time reading this blog would show you that it is satire.  It is quite blatantly not pro-obese animals, and is, in fact, quite the opposite.  I use humour to indicate that point, see? 

Also, for Heaven’s sake, punctuate. 

Warmest Regards, 

FYFD. 

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Anonymous said: You're a sick, fucked up, disgusting human being. Fuck you.

That’s a very interesting, witty observation of my character, there. 

I’ll bite.  What makes me sick, fucked up, and a disgusting human being?

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FUCK YEAH FAT DOGS IS BACK!

OH YEAHHHHHH.  

Your favourite repository of overweight hounds has returndethed.  Hopefully I’ll actually keep up with it this time. 

I would LOVE it if you submitted your fat dogs  to fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/submit.  I will, of course, read your dog’s mind and write what your dog is actually thinking.  I may well be Very Sarcastic.  

It would be ace if you let me know if you took any photos yourself, and are happy for it to be published.  

SMART.  ON WITH THE WHEEZING WOOFERS. 

(oh, and follow Swearing On Flowers.  You’ll Love It.)

Matt.  *kisses*

I am MajicMan.  Majestically, I thunder across the ground, in search of my nemesis, CatCat.  Sadly, I’m almost as wide as I am long, so I could manage only about a hundred yards before huffing and wheezing into a heap on the grass, where I decided to lay and whine and eat grass until my owners brought me bacon. 
Then I did a massive streaming green shit on their new rug they imported from Morocco at great expense. 

I am MajicMan.  Majestically, I thunder across the ground, in search of my nemesis, CatCat.  Sadly, I’m almost as wide as I am long, so I could manage only about a hundred yards before huffing and wheezing into a heap on the grass, where I decided to lay and whine and eat grass until my owners brought me bacon. 

Then I did a massive streaming green shit on their new rug they imported from Morocco at great expense. 

tele-emmy:

My fat sausage dog :3

No, don’t take a photo of me on this sofa.  It’s awful.  I mean… god, the fabric.  
Help me I am in Hell

tele-emmy:

My fat sausage dog :3

No, don’t take a photo of me on this sofa.  It’s awful.  I mean… god, the fabric.  

Help me I am in Hell

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dwinkles said: what im asking is if u could please state to your followers that this is unhealthy and not to be encouraged to purposely make your dog obese. this is a form of animal cruelty if it is done carelessly and it's not fair to the dogs at all.

I’m not going to state it explicitly.  It’s pretty clear though what my stance is regarding obesity in pets.  I just kinda rely on my faith that people are clever enough to see I don’t condone it.  

Have a read through.  Although ‘WELL FUNNY’, the comments are taking the piss, they’re satirising obese dogs.  I don’t need to be explicit to get my point across.  Many will miss the point, but that’s not really my problem.