notadingus asked: also i wasnt the one who sent the 'you're a fucked up human being" shit 'cause that's a little harsh

I didn’t think you were for a moment. 

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notadingus asked: yo sorry but you're basically promoting obesity in animals and it may be cute but it's a real issue and it is life-threatening but yeah sorry I just had to say that

"Not a dingus", there, with a very dingus-like message illustrating that he/she missed the point so hard, he/she managed to end up somewhere in the Antarctic. 

My friend, spending a little of your precious time reading this blog would show you that it is satire.  It is quite blatantly not pro-obese animals, and is, in fact, quite the opposite.  I use humour to indicate that point, see? 

Also, for Heaven’s sake, punctuate. 

Warmest Regards, 

FYFD. 

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Anonymous asked: You're a sick, fucked up, disgusting human being. Fuck you.

That’s a very interesting, witty observation of my character, there. 

I’ll bite.  What makes me sick, fucked up, and a disgusting human being?

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FUCK YEAH FAT DOGS IS BACK!

OH YEAHHHHHH.  

Your favourite repository of overweight hounds has returndethed.  Hopefully I’ll actually keep up with it this time. 

I would LOVE it if you submitted your fat dogs  to fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/submit.  I will, of course, read your dog’s mind and write what your dog is actually thinking.  I may well be Very Sarcastic.  

It would be ace if you let me know if you took any photos yourself, and are happy for it to be published.  

SMART.  ON WITH THE WHEEZING WOOFERS. 

(oh, and follow Swearing On Flowers.  You’ll Love It.)

Matt.  *kisses*

I am MajicMan.  Majestically, I thunder across the ground, in search of my nemesis, CatCat.  Sadly, I’m almost as wide as I am long, so I could manage only about a hundred yards before huffing and wheezing into a heap on the grass, where I decided to lay and whine and eat grass until my owners brought me bacon. 
Then I did a massive streaming green shit on their new rug they imported from Morocco at great expense. 

I am MajicMan.  Majestically, I thunder across the ground, in search of my nemesis, CatCat.  Sadly, I’m almost as wide as I am long, so I could manage only about a hundred yards before huffing and wheezing into a heap on the grass, where I decided to lay and whine and eat grass until my owners brought me bacon. 

Then I did a massive streaming green shit on their new rug they imported from Morocco at great expense. 

tele-emmy:

My fat sausage dog :3

No, don’t take a photo of me on this sofa.  It’s awful.  I mean… god, the fabric.  
Help me I am in Hell

tele-emmy:

My fat sausage dog :3

No, don’t take a photo of me on this sofa.  It’s awful.  I mean… god, the fabric.  

Help me I am in Hell

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dwinkles asked: what im asking is if u could please state to your followers that this is unhealthy and not to be encouraged to purposely make your dog obese. this is a form of animal cruelty if it is done carelessly and it's not fair to the dogs at all.

I’m not going to state it explicitly.  It’s pretty clear though what my stance is regarding obesity in pets.  I just kinda rely on my faith that people are clever enough to see I don’t condone it.  

Have a read through.  Although ‘WELL FUNNY’, the comments are taking the piss, they’re satirising obese dogs.  I don’t need to be explicit to get my point across.  Many will miss the point, but that’s not really my problem. 

dwinkles asked: i like your passion for dogs but fat dogs are a different story. dogs and most animals depend on humans for care, food,and love. and by depending on a human for food, they will eat everything that that person gives them. if that owner is careless or doesnt know better,theyll give the dog human food and large amounts of it. this kills the dog and unfortunetly the dog doesnt know better.

That’s kinda the whole point of this blog (not that I ever update it).  I might put ‘humourous’ captions about what I think the dog might be thinking, but read the blog… it’s far from a celebration of fat dogs.  

I admit that my dog gained a few lbs in his early years and now is fit as a fiddle and not overweight due to proper diet and excercise. HOWEVER, should your dog be overweight and has trouble climbing the stairs, just wait a bit longer and this product could very well be out in the…

FAT DOGS CAN GET UP STAIRS NOW.  Lock up your secret stash of chocolates. 

If you have a dog so fat you would actually get a stairlift for it, you have serious problems.