My fat sausage dog :3
No, don’t take a photo of me on this sofa. It’s awful. I mean… god, the fabric.
Help me I am in Hell
swippers asked: what im asking is if u could please state to your followers that this is unhealthy and not to be encouraged to purposely make your dog obese. this is a form of animal cruelty if it is done carelessly and it's not fair to the dogs at all.
I’m not going to state it explicitly. It’s pretty clear though what my stance is regarding obesity in pets. I just kinda rely on my faith that people are clever enough to see I don’t condone it.
Have a read through. Although ‘WELL FUNNY’, the comments are taking the piss, they’re satirising obese dogs. I don’t need to be explicit to get my point across. Many will miss the point, but that’s not really my problem.
swippers asked: i like your passion for dogs but fat dogs are a different story. dogs and most animals depend on humans for care, food,and love. and by depending on a human for food, they will eat everything that that person gives them. if that owner is careless or doesnt know better,theyll give the dog human food and large amounts of it. this kills the dog and unfortunetly the dog doesnt know better.
That’s kinda the whole point of this blog (not that I ever update it). I might put ‘humourous’ captions about what I think the dog might be thinking, but read the blog… it’s far from a celebration of fat dogs.
TechnoAddictions: Stairlifts for Fat Dogs -
I admit that my dog gained a few lbs in his early years and now is fit as a fiddle and not overweight due to proper diet and excercise. HOWEVER, should your dog be overweight and has trouble climbing the stairs, just wait a bit longer and this product could very well be out in the…
FAT DOGS CAN GET UP STAIRS NOW. Lock up your secret stash of chocolates.
If you have a dog so fat you would actually get a stairlift for it, you have serious problems.
I’ll get to the outstanding submissions soon, promise.
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I just farted on your cake
I just farted on your cake
I did a pout and a smell popped out
And I just farted on your cake
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I’m so fat, I grew another dog from my right flank.
Yeah, I look guilty. It’s all a front though. I’m glad I did it, and I’ll do it again, this time from my left flank. I’d be like Cerberus, just chunky and with more mouths to scarf lasagne with.
I’ve been loyal. I really, really have. I was a good pup, lean and strong. I fetched papers, brought slippers, and hardly ever ripped up the curtains. I only pooed on the kitchen floor the once, and the smell was so bad I learned all on my own never to poo in the house.
So, as I got older, I was loved. I was fed pork rind, bacon, lasagne, steak, bread, cake, pie, all that wonderful, wonderful stuff.
And here, in my salad days, a time when I just want to lay back, relax and think about my conquests.
A crazy bloke in a red leotard comes and bums me.
It’s just not sportsmanlike.
Oh baby, I love with all my heart
oh baby, I did right from the start
I act real nice, I act real cool
I look like a turd in a swimming pool
ohhhhh yeahhhhhh
*Thanks for the MASSIVE influx of followers over a two hour period. Come submit!
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Hello Ma’am.
Are any of your corgis obese? I’d like to have a submission if you do.
Your Loyal Subject,
Matt.
