above-the-weather: ARCHIE(: SERIOUSLY.  I’m almost cylindrical now.  I can’t wait, soon, I’ll look like a snub-faced missile of LOVE. SOMEONE PASS ME SOME BACON.  And cheese.  Although cheese gives me terrible smells from my botty.  But that’s fine, it’s all fuel.   Just…  Just don’t light a match when I let one off.   That would be bad.

above-the-weather:

ARCHIE(:

SERIOUSLY.  I’m almost cylindrical now.  I can’t wait, soon, I’ll look like a snub-faced missile of LOVE.

SOMEONE PASS ME SOME BACON.  And cheese.  Although cheese gives me terrible smells from my botty.  But that’s fine, it’s all fuel.   Just… 

Just don’t light a match when I let one off.  

That would be bad.

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