I JUST LOVE RUNNING AND PLAYING WITH BALLS AND FETCHING STICKS AND PANTING HEAVILY AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAVE THE COUCH.
Hmm?
What?
I’m a CHIPMUNK?
Seriously? I mean… I know my cheeks are all full, but you don’t need to be offensive. No, honestly, I’m a dog. Listen.
Woof.
See?