I JUST LOVE RUNNING AND PLAYING WITH BALLS AND FETCHING STICKS AND PANTING HEAVILY AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAVE THE COUCH.
Hmm?
What?
I’m a CHIPMUNK?
Seriously?  I mean… I know my cheeks are all full, but you don’t need to be offensive.  No, honestly, I’m a dog.  Listen.  
Woof.
See?

I JUST LOVE RUNNING AND PLAYING WITH BALLS AND FETCHING STICKS AND PANTING HEAVILY AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAVE THE COUCH.

Hmm?

What?

I’m a CHIPMUNK?

Seriously?  I mean… I know my cheeks are all full, but you don’t need to be offensive.  No, honestly, I’m a dog.  Listen.  

Woof.

See?