Dear God
I’ve been a good dog.  I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups.  I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches. 
Now, I have but one prayer.  Just one. 
Turn me into a paella. 
I want to eat myself. 

Dear God

I’ve been a good dog.  I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups.  I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches. 

Now, I have but one prayer.  Just one. 

Turn me into a paella. 

I want to eat myself.