Fuck Yeah Fat Dogs!

tele-emmy: My fat sausage dog :3 No, don’t take a photo...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 06:49:06 +0000

My fat sausage dog :3

No, don’t take a photo of me on this sofa. It’s awful. I mean… god, the fabric.

Help me I am in Hell

what im asking is if u could please state to your followers that this is unhealthy and not to be encouraged to purposely make your dog obese. this is a form of animal cruelty if it is done carelessly and it's not fair to the dogs at all.

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 23:40:26 +0000

I’m not going to state it explicitly. It’s pretty clear though what my stance is regarding obesity in pets. I just kinda rely on my faith that people are clever enough to see I don’t condone it.

Have a read through. Although ‘WELL FUNNY’, the comments are taking the piss, they’re satirising obese dogs. I don’t need to be explicit to get my point across. Many will miss the point, but that’s not really my problem.

i like your passion for dogs but fat dogs are a different story. dogs and most animals depend on humans for care, food,and love. and by depending on a human for food, they will eat everything that that person gives them. if that owner is careless or doesnt know better,theyll give the dog human food and large amounts of it. this kills the dog and unfortunetly the dog doesnt know better.

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 23:36:41 +0000

That’s kinda the whole point of this blog (not that I ever update it). I might put ‘humourous’ captions about what I think the dog might be thinking, but read the blog… it’s far from a celebration of fat dogs.

TechnoAddictions: Stairlifts for Fat Dogs

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 12:31:40 +0000

TechnoAddictions: Stairlifts for Fat Dogs:

I admit that my dog gained a few lbs in his early years and now is fit as a fiddle and not overweight due to proper diet and excercise. HOWEVER, should your dog be overweight and has trouble climbing the stairs, just wait a bit longer and this product could very well be out in the…

FAT DOGS CAN GET UP STAIRS NOW. Lock up your secret stash of chocolates.

If you have a dog so fat you would actually get a stairlift for it, you have serious problems.

Hello to you all!

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:55:59 +0100

I’ll get to the outstanding submissions soon, promise.

In the meantime, drop more to fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/submit, or to doggyfatfat@gmail.com.

Or ask me anything at fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/ask

Thanks for the massive influx of follows and the frankly terrifying number of reblogs and likes on this post. Take a look through the archives, more fat dogs residing within.

Also check out Swearing On Flowers.

I just farted on your cake I just farted on your cake I did a...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 20:26:00 +0100

I just farted on your cake
I just farted on your cake
I did a pout and a smell popped out
And I just farted on your cake

Click the little box above for an AUDIO VERSION! Woo.

I’m so fat, I grew another dog from my right flank....

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 20:10:51 +0100

I’m so fat, I grew another dog from my right flank.

Yeah, I look guilty. It’s all a front though. I’m glad I did it, and I’ll do it again, this time from my left flank. I’d be like Cerberus, just chunky and with more mouths to scarf lasagne with.

I’ve been loyal. I really, really have. I was a good...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 08:55:56 +0100

I’ve been loyal. I really, really have. I was a good pup, lean and strong. I fetched papers, brought slippers, and hardly ever ripped up the curtains. I only pooed on the kitchen floor the once, and the smell was so bad I learned all on my own never to poo in the house.

So, as I got older, I was loved. I was fed pork rind, bacon, lasagne, steak, bread, cake, pie, all that wonderful, wonderful stuff.

And here, in my salad days, a time when I just want to lay back, relax and think about my conquests.

A crazy bloke in a red leotard comes and bums me.

It’s just not sportsmanlike.

Oh baby, I love with all my heartoh baby, I did right from the...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:19:40 +0100

Oh baby, I love with all my heart
oh baby, I did right from the start
I act real nice, I act real cool
I look like a turd in a swimming pool

ohhhhh yeahhhhhh

*Thanks for the MASSIVE influx of followers over a two hour period. Come submit!

queenelizabeththethird started following fuckyeahfatdogs Hello Ma’am. Are any of your corgis...

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:20:41 +0100

queenelizabeththethird started following fuckyeahfatdogs

Hello Ma’am.

Are any of your corgis obese? I’d like to have a submission if you do.

Your Loyal Subject,

Matt.

Dear God I’ve been a good dog. I played with the kids, I...

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 02:32:28 +0100

Dear God

I’ve been a good dog. I played with the kids, I fathered fifteen pups. I danced the tango in the moonlight with beautiful bitches.

Now, I have but one prayer. Just one.

Turn me into a paella.

I want to eat myself.

Submitted by Mrs-Satan one more for the bone,she likes lips...

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 18:05:40 +0100

Submitted by Mrs-Satan

one more for the bone,
she likes lips and
one more for the bone,
she dont need no diamond rings,
couldn’t get her through the door,
so i did her on the floor,
one more for the bone

let’s get naked baby,
roll under the sheets,
i ask one favor baby,
dont you roll on top of me

Poetry by Poison (one more for the bone)

Just got 50 new followers in a couple hours

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 01:20:05 +0100

after no follows in over a Month. Where did you all come from?

Especially seeing as I haven’t posted anything in a while.

I have a submission to stick up, that will be with you shortly. Any more for any more?

fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/ask

fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/submit

Woke up this morning, feelin’ finethere’s someone...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 22:28:25 +0100

Woke up this morning, feelin’ fine
there’s someone special on my mind
I asked to see her this week, and she told me I could
(he asked to see her and she told him he could)

Somethin’ tells me I’m into something no really I can’t be arsed now. Look, I moved this far. Bitch can come to me instead. She’s probably frigid or something. Look, it’s fine.

I’ll see her next week.

Aaaaaaaaaaawoowoowoowoowoo Aaaaaaaaweenieweenieweenie. Tickle...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 02:14:45 +0100

Aaaaaaaaaaawoowoowoowoowoo

Aaaaaaaaweenieweenieweenie.

Tickle my tummy. Tiiiicklllee myyyy tummmyyyyyy. All seven of you. There’s enough tummy to go round.

ROUND. GET IT?

I slay me.

Oi mate. You got a problem? Fuck off. So I’m shaped...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 22:27:22 +0100

Oi mate. You got a problem?

Fuck off. So I’m shaped like a barrel.

Seriously, I could punch your teeth through the back of your head.

Bleedin’ liberty. That’s what it is.

When I was young, I had a dream. I’ll be honest,...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 22:28:02 +0100

When I was young, I had a dream. I’ll be honest, it’s not a dream many dogs have. Or any species really.

I wanted to be an owl.

So I set out to achieve my dream. I need to be that magical oval shape. Being a dog is shit. I know, I know, I can’t fly. But I found a nice Owl chick that doesn’t mind. She loves me for who I am.

I also take up two seats in a car. So… consummating our relationship may be a problem.

I like Turtles. Turtles are my faveIf I had a turtleI would call...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:29:18 +0100

I like Turtles.
Turtles are my fave
If I had a turtle
I would call it Dave.

KISS ME I’M BRITISH.

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 22:44:08 +0100

KISS ME I’M BRITISH.

I have a human face. Also, I slimmed down. I can now do normal...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 22:27:19 +0100

I have a human face.

Also, I slimmed down. I can now do normal things and shit straight.

http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/weirdscience/2010/10/fat-dog-alfie-sheds-the-pounds.html