I admit that my dog gained a few lbs in his early years and now is fit as a fiddle and not overweight due to proper diet and excercise. HOWEVER, should your dog be overweight and has trouble climbing the stairs, just wait a bit longer and this product could very well be out in the…
FAT DOGS CAN GET UP STAIRS NOW. Lock up your secret stash of chocolates.
If you have a dog so fat you would actually get a stairlift for it, you have serious problems.
I’ll get to the outstanding submissions soon, promise.
In the meantime, drop more to fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/submit, or to doggyfatfat@gmail.com.
Or ask me anything at fuckyeahfatdogs.tumblr.com/ask
Thanks for the massive influx of follows and the frankly terrifying number of reblogs and likes on this post. Take a look through the archives, more fat dogs residing within.
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I’ve been loyal. I really, really have. I was a good pup, lean and strong. I fetched papers, brought slippers, and hardly ever ripped up the curtains. I only pooed on the kitchen floor the once, and the smell was so bad I learned all on my own never to poo in the house.
So, as I got older, I was loved. I was fed pork rind, bacon, lasagne, steak, bread, cake, pie, all that wonderful, wonderful stuff.
And here, in my salad days, a time when I just want to lay back, relax and think about my conquests.
A crazy bloke in a red leotard comes and bums me.
It’s just not sportsmanlike.
Oh baby, I love with all my heart
oh baby, I did right from the start
I act real nice, I act real cool
I look like a turd in a swimming pool
ohhhhh yeahhhhhh
*Thanks for the MASSIVE influx of followers over a two hour period. Come submit!
one more for the bone,
she likes lips and
one more for the bone,
she dont need no diamond rings,
couldn’t get her through the door,
so i did her on the floor,
one more for the bone
let’s get naked baby,
roll under the sheets,
i ask one favor baby,
dont you roll on top of me
Poetry by Poison (one more for the bone)
after no follows in over a Month. Where did you all come from?
Especially seeing as I haven’t posted anything in a while.
I have a submission to stick up, that will be with you shortly. Any more for any more?
Woke up this morning, feelin’ fine
there’s someone special on my mind
I asked to see her this week, and she told me I could
(he asked to see her and she told him he could)
Somethin’ tells me I’m into something no really I can’t be arsed now. Look, I moved this far. Bitch can come to me instead. She’s probably frigid or something. Look, it’s fine.
I’ll see her next week.
Fat dogs and their thoughts.
Submissions at the link at the top, or to doggyfatfat@gmail.com
