When I was young, I had a dream. I’ll be honest, it’s not a dream many dogs have. Or any species really.
I wanted to be an owl.
So I set out to achieve my dream. I need to be that magical oval shape. Being a dog is shit. I know, I know, I can’t fly. But I found a nice Owl chick that doesn’t mind. She loves me for who I am.
I also take up two seats in a car. So… consummating our relationship may be a problem.