Fuck Yeah Fat Dogs!

Woke up this morning, feelin’ fine
there’s someone special on my mind
I asked to see her this week, and she told me I could
(he asked to see her and she told him he could)

Somethin’ tells me I’m into something no really I can’t be arsed now.  Look, I moved this far.  Bitch can come to me instead.  She’s probably frigid or something.  Look, it’s fine.

I’ll see her next week. 

above-the-weather:

ARCHIE(:

SERIOUSLY.  I’m almost cylindrical now.  I can’t wait, soon, I’ll look like a snub-faced missile of LOVE.

SOMEONE PASS ME SOME BACON.  And cheese.  Although cheese gives me terrible smells from my botty.  But that’s fine, it’s all fuel.   Just… 

Just don’t light a match when I let one off.  

That would be bad.

*huff huff huff*.

Slow down.  You’re just as ugly as me, don’t start, with your barrel chest and your tiny abdomen.  You make me SICK.